The musings of a loving mother.

Nov 13
thepipefan413:

imgoingtobeacook:

Ice Cream Cake Cookie Pies
click image for recipe

Unimaginable!
I need a moment.

Take a deep breath. Or perhaps don’t; the flush of incipient asphyxiation kind of suits you.
As for the object of your contemplation— my, my, what an orgiastic display.

thepipefan413:

imgoingtobeacook:

Ice Cream Cake Cookie Pies

click image for recipe

Unimaginable!

I need a moment.

Take a deep breath. Or perhaps don’t; the flush of incipient asphyxiation kind of suits you.

As for the object of your contemplation— my, my, what an orgiastic display.

Nov 09

farewell-toros:

dAVE, dID YOUR BOTTOM-LUSUS MAKE A SONG ABOUT HIMSELF„

iT’S A BIT, uM JIGGLY

Jesus wept. I do believe I might be having an artistic epiphany.

Nov 05

sealovver:

you all think so little of me but you shouldnt

im nearly eight swweeps old and the master of all the true sciences 

you all underestimate me 

but im a mighty wwizard of science and none of you asperson castin wwigglers wwould evver stand a chance against me

except maybe kan but thats wwater under the bridge

#that’s right up your alley isn’t it

Rose, darling, please don’t pretend to understand my professional alley. You’ll embarrass yourself.

Nov 04

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tanglebeardies:

sealovver:

ivve adapted wwhat ivve been told is an important piece of contemporary art

it depicts the greatest rivvalry in wwhat passes for cultural history wwith these lowwly humans

i wwould havve pulled from the great historical archivves of alternia but that all got…

Classical wizards, yes. Shallowly-characterized teenagers with delusions of grandeur, no.

Nov 04
sealovver:

ivve adapted wwhat ivve been told is an important piece of contemporary art
it depicts the greatest rivvalry in wwhat passes for cultural history wwith these lowwly humans 
i wwould havve pulled from the great historical archivves of alternia but that all got blowwn to shit 
more literally than is ideal 
so i havve been forced to rely on the meager drippins of the shalloww thinkpans of a race wwe could havve conquered in twwo seconds 

The original work was a travesty of cleanshaven proportions, but I have to say I am impressed by the ease and speed with which you have made it even more abominable.

sealovver:

ivve adapted wwhat ivve been told is an important piece of contemporary art

it depicts the greatest rivvalry in wwhat passes for cultural history wwith these lowwly humans 

i wwould havve pulled from the great historical archivves of alternia but that all got blowwn to shit 

more literally than is ideal 

so i havve been forced to rely on the meager drippins of the shalloww thinkpans of a race wwe could havve conquered in twwo seconds 

The original work was a travesty of cleanshaven proportions, but I have to say I am impressed by the ease and speed with which you have made it even more abominable.

Nov 03
world-shaker:

So this is happening in less than a week. Just a reminder that you’re mortal.
read more here

I think I may have just “LOL’d”.
Goodness.

world-shaker:

So this is happening in less than a week. Just a reminder that you’re mortal.

read more here

I think I may have just “LOL’d”.

Goodness.

Nov 02

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thepipefan413:

tanglebeardies:

Kind of a Boring Room: tanglebeardies: thepipefan413: farewell-toros replied to your post:…

thepipefan413:

tanglebeardies:

thepipefan413:

tanglebeardies:

I will have to cover your shoulders with my suit jacket, then, lest you catch ill from these trembles.

I will gladly suck the lingering warmth of your residual body heat from its creases. 

To think, I have never once envied a jacket before this day.

I, on the other hand, have envied your jackets often. Allow me to welcome you to the club.

Let’s neither of us waste our envy. With your permission, my arms would cut out the middleman.

Far from green, sir, I do believe I’m turning red.

Permission granted.

Nov 02

ooc post

sealovver:

wwaterdad:

((several people in the rp are talking about parental-related triggers and i recognize that this blog could be heavy on those :/ if you want me to tag posts of any kind with anything in particular (for any reason really), please let me know! you can either message me here or at my main.))

((co-signed, especially since I know Eridan can be an UPSETTING FIGURE, so if you want me to tag and/or stop doing something, I will)

((THROE-SIGNED …. no that doesn’t make sense but anyway MOM IS A TERRIBLE PERSON; feel free to request relief from some subset or another of the terrible by messaging me either at this account or at my personal tumblr.

UNRELATEDLY my AIM is thremedon— I realize I had not actually provided contact info or anything, so.))

Nov 02

flying buttocks

hideous-stridenasty:

flying buttocks

Overcome by nostalgia, Dave?

Nov 02

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thepipefan413:

tanglebeardies:

thepipefan413:

tanglebeardies:

thepipefan413:

[snip]

Any tale I write would pale in comparison to one we compose together. I do believe a mutual story-telling sessions , perhaps over some drinks (alcoholic or otherwise), is in order.

I tremble in anticipation of the family-friendly entertainment we will collaboratively produce. 

I will have to cover your shoulders with my suit jacket, then, lest you catch ill from these trembles.

I will gladly suck the lingering warmth of your residual body heat from its creases. 

To think, I have never once envied a jacket before this day.

I, on the other hand, have envied your jackets often. Allow me to welcome you to the club.